
Today this dumby girl followed me into the bathroom and went into the stall right next to me (even though there were probably 10 other stalls available) so of course I got stage-fright and couldn't go with her right there. So I wait for about a minute hoping she will hurry up and go already so I can pee in peace. A minute in vain! Apparently she had stage-fright too! So there we are, two girls who just want to pee but can't because our bodies won't let us. Well I don't have time for these games girlfriend. If you knew you didn't want to pee with me right there then you shouldn't have gone RIGHT next to me! So I got up and left and had to find another bathroom to pee in.
2 comments:
lol. too funny. imagine being a guy with no wall next to you.
If I know theres a chance of stage fright I retreat to the anonymity of a stall.
You see, you can only refer to her as 'this girl'
unfortunately, I can describe my offenders, 'late 40's, bearded, hooked nose, in a leather jacket that looks like it doubles as a sleeping bag, and the misfortune of not being able to aim correctly.
consider yourself lucky, 'girl'.
lol. too funny. imagine being a guy with no wall next to you.
If I know theres a chance of stage fright I retreat to the anonymity of a stall.
You see, you can only refer to her as 'this girl'
unfortunately, I can describe my offenders, 'late 40's, bearded, hooked nose, in a leather jacket that looks like it doubles as a sleeping bag, and the misfortune of not being able to aim correctly.
consider yourself lucky, 'girl'.
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