9.01.2009

Today this dumby girl followed me into the bathroom and went into the stall right next to me (even though there were probably 10 other stalls available) so of course I got stage-fright and couldn't go with her right there. So I wait for about a minute hoping she will hurry up and go already so I can pee in peace. A minute in vain! Apparently she had stage-fright too! So there we are, two girls who just want to pee but can't because our bodies won't let us. Well I don't have time for these games girlfriend. If you knew you didn't want to pee with me right there then you shouldn't have gone RIGHT next to me! So I got up and left and had to find another bathroom to pee in.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

lol. too funny. imagine being a guy with no wall next to you.

If I know theres a chance of stage fright I retreat to the anonymity of a stall.

You see, you can only refer to her as 'this girl'

unfortunately, I can describe my offenders, 'late 40's, bearded, hooked nose, in a leather jacket that looks like it doubles as a sleeping bag, and the misfortune of not being able to aim correctly.

consider yourself lucky, 'girl'.

Anonymous said...

lol. too funny. imagine being a guy with no wall next to you.

If I know theres a chance of stage fright I retreat to the anonymity of a stall.

You see, you can only refer to her as 'this girl'

unfortunately, I can describe my offenders, 'late 40's, bearded, hooked nose, in a leather jacket that looks like it doubles as a sleeping bag, and the misfortune of not being able to aim correctly.

consider yourself lucky, 'girl'.