glare.

If I were a masseuse (which I sometimes am when the mood is just right) I would go to the periodicals section in the library and I would advertise my services to the hoard of students studying therein. I would charge $5 for a 10 minute neck/shoulder/head massage. But really I could charge whatever I wanted because I would have a monopoly on the market and these students are desperate, let me tell you. I have been down here for approximately 6 hours and at this point I would probably pay $20 right now for a 10 minute massage. Anyone? I've got cash. Anyone??