A few quotes from dinner:

Uncle to cousin: "Why are you wearing a Mets t-shirt? What does that even have to do with anything?"

Aunt: "They really know me at 7-11. I sometimes go 3 or 4 times a day. Mostly on Sundays, cause you can't go to Smith's on Sunday or you might see someone from your ward!"

Uncle: "Desperate Housewives is the best show. The acting is like a bad middle school play."

Uncle: "I wonder if that guy knows he has a little do-dad on his forehead."

Uncle: "Do you know what the word censorious means? Faultfinding."

Cousin: "Something something breakfast something."
Grandma: "Didn't you have fast sunday today?"
Aunt: "Ope!"
Uncle: "Fasting for most Utah mormons just means sleeping in and postponing breakfast until 9:30"

Aunt: "You're allowed to have a puppy? Does Honor Code know about it?"
Uncle: "It's ok as long as you don't have sex with it."
Aunt: "George!"
Uncle: "Come on, Lindsay knows I'm a pervert."


Liese said...

Aren't families just the greatest!

tifsong said...

hahahaha. i just laughed out loud, yo! out freaking loud.

Elizabeth said...

HAHAHA. When you write it out like that we sound like freaks!