Cleanest room. Cleanest carpet. Cleanest sheets. Cleanest clothes. I love my room way too much to ever want to leave.

OVER MY DEAD BODY.

Woke up with this song stuck in my head and this dog on my face. Always. P.S. My subconscious must be really bent out of shape about something because a certain someone is dominating my dreams lately. Ugh.

Gang of Four - Natural's Not In It

We. Are. Your. Friends. You'll. Never. Be. Alone. Again.

I have a fatal attraction to enigmas.

IMMUNE TO REALITY

I like this song more than I'd like to admit.

It's snowing.

I can only think of Tegan & Sara lyrics as possible captions for this picture. Ugh. My presentation went really well and by really well I mean I went over about 20 minutes (but no one seemed to mind) and I stuttered really bad "I I III IIii III iiiii" (but no one seemed to notice). Good day. I love school.

I want to write about this boy I’ve been working with on a class presentation. There is just so much good material! I would probably get struck down by a divine bolt of lightning though if I did. He may be the most wholesome boy I’ve ever met. A real sweet spirit. I wish you could all meet him. He runs his own tie business. Works at the MTC (obvi). Cannot use technology to save his life. His 2 favorite songs are “Hey Soul Sister” by Train and “Hey There Delilah” by Plain White T’s. I am not making fun of all these things. I just want you to get an idea of what he’s like. He’s great. Maybe I'll invite him to my Halloween party just to freak him out. Oh yeah, did I tell you? I'm throwing a Halloween Party.

Just twins bein twins. Taaunque.

I am not going to get out of this bed all day. I am gonna read and watch movies and cuddle with the cutest puppy in all of Provo. I will only eat snack packs and tropical trail mix. I will be warm and cozy and nakey all day long. Nothing is more comfortable than this moment I'm in. Ok now get real and get up Linds. Waahh.

Cheeee. I really need to get out more.. :/

What I've been listening to this week. What have YOU been listening to?? Suggest something to me plz cuz I love music sew much.

Woke up with this song stuck in my head.

My one and only brother James was in town visiting this week. I don't see him enough. We pretty much talked about his love life the whole time. My fav topic. I wish my siblings lived closer cause I miss them like crazy!

Also, the girls in the pics are a couple of my rooommates. Courtney & Jen. Just babies.

The tats are back.

Just another little quirk about my job. Verifying email address's. Here's a peek at today's finest:

skingirl (at least it’s not skinlessgirl?)

shadowwolf909

pimp_on_da_hunt_2006 (hide ya kids hide ya wives)

Lifez2short (it really is isn’t it? Wahh)

College_bound_22 (now here’s someone who is serious about their education)

ITCHMYSNITCHES (are we talking JKRowling or Dr.Seuss here? Oh wait that’s sneetches)

brussel_sprout1360 (I’m happy you’re healthy)

brokendowngator (some Louisiana redneck in his late 60’s perhaps?)

textboytext210 (what every girl thinks every day)

barbacoaboy7299 (i'm pretty sure that’s a meat option at chipotle..)

queenbiatch927 (the alter-ego I’m constantly trying to suppress)

stoner9310 (all the boys I liked in high school)

mysweetladylumplumps

Grrbabygrr7

asianplaygurl_00 (way to be proud of your race)

popmycherries1995 (i really hope she wasn't born in 1995...and getting her cherries popped)

freshfish95

eatmytortilla

ilovekirk_jk (poor kirk)

lost_hope528

thebabygirlofpooh (what does this even mean?)

sldrboi (supaman that hoe)

myjunkis@live.com (winner)

Jenneticfreak15

scarecrownigga (really? Ok)

BIGPOOP

And my personal favorite: lindsay2sassy4u ;)

No, I will not be having a bridal shower of my own for at least 2 1/2 years. But when I do... these are what I want.

Another Halloween pic. Epic Elephant. Peanut Peanut.

Super. Most overused word in Utah.

Made by Amber. Who I miss with all of mine heart.

S0 happy bachelorettesies.